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@ninjawedding Octopussy: an exploit allows the programmer to undo all other exploits

@ninjawedding which one is with quantum computers all having a MAGIC/MOREMAGIC switch installed that no one knows what it does but nothing works without it and MIT stops charging tuition?

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